Weezer:
i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
Limp Bizkit:
the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
Nirvana:
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again
Red Hot Chili Peppers:
im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
Rage Against the Machine:
“ey!! im walkin here” - me getting waterboarded by the us government
Radiohead:
in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i “Dont know” what pringles are constitutes Heroism
Pantera:
trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
Fugazi:
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Green Day:
boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!
Faith No More:
listen son, if someone calls you a horses ass, you look him in the eye and tell him “horses asses are actually incredibly strong, and clean”
Smashing Pumpkins:
aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Public Enemy:
ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Nine Inch Nails:
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
Marilyn Manson:
i, turdghoul fuckass, swear to uphold the constitution of the united states of america, so help me Piss. ok sorry, now let me do it for real
Sublime:
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
Pavement:
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Tool:
LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS
Bikini Kill:
damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit
Nick Cave:
if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
Mr. Bungle:
who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Neutral Milk Hotel:
Not. All. Of. The. Wet. Spots. On. My. Jeans. Are. Piss. Stians.
Oasis:
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Burzum:
Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
Pearl Jam:
i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Anonymous asked: Once, I encountered the funny story of an AI image descriptor with a sheep obsession. It had been trained on pictures of fields of sheep. Therefore, it tagged anything in a field as 'sheep', including an empty field, because they work on statistical probability. Therefore, it thinks "ah, a field! there's probably a sheep here." (It's a bit more complicated but basically that.) It also couldn't recognise sheep in places that weren't fields, such as petrol stations or barns. [cont]
Now, the alarming aspect of this story is that the very same technology is probably what tumblr is using to identify porn. Now, if it can’t tell that an empty field is not, in fact, full of sheep, what hope do we have that it can’t tell an empty room isn’t full of writing human forms engaged in passionate coitus?
this really does sound like an episode of black mirror
